Why Pigs Don't Fly

I would just like to start out my little rant by saying Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Seasons Greetings, Happy New Year...all that crap. Personally, I'm glad the holiday season is over. It's almost, not quite but almost, as bad as football (not soccer....damn Americans and your name stealing ways!) season. That's saying something. I would now like to start the topic of discussion this fine, rainy Seattle evening, why pigs don't fly! That's right! I've decided to shout into the bottomless pit of this internet webpage I've created, once again. I don't like social networking and I felt like I wasn't sharing my opinions with the world enough lately so I've taken up the one thing that's keeping me from talking to myself on this boring time off school. Most people would assume that pigs don't fly because they don't have wings, correct? But I'm here to tell you otherwise. I am going to make a very SHOCKING statement now. Pigs DO fly! I've said it. And I am correct! You probably think I'm just being silly or lying out my nose right now. However, it's true. Pig's DO fly, all the time in fact. In fact, I see police officers at the airport all the time.

Distracted thinking...

Wouldn't it be great if the sun and the moon joined together to make one amazing translucent sphere? Then the day sky could darken so that it was a dark blue, somewhere in the middle of the daylight sky and the night sky color. Then the stars and clouds could all form into one being. But the time of day and night should not change. They should stay as equal intervals forever though. The day could have all these new elements. It could be the mix of day and night. Then a whole new night could come...compete darkness. An absolute black. But I have a feeling that humanity would go crazy with 12 hours of absolute black everyday. So they could make dim lights. Then the night would forever be a time of sunrise and sunset as we know it. With two mini suns. One in the north and one in the south. The world then would be a beautiful place. All would be right, peace would come. No one would be born, but no one could ever die. Fights wouldn't happen. No longer would humanity struggle for freedom or leadership. This is the land of absolute. Can you imagine it? When I think of "perfect" this is what comes to mind. But this land would also have to be forever able to be quiet. For that there would have to be only me. This would be my place. Of course, silence is a powerful thing. So I would have to be able to make as much noise as I want. As to over ride the silence. This place is perfect. It cannot be meddled by others. If a problem arises, there is a quick fix. This is the world of ME. The world that I create. The world inside my head. I'm probably just shouting into nothingness right now. But my world needs to be known. It needs to forever have a place where it can live. Now it has one, and it will forever stay alive. For eternity. THANK YOU EVERYBODY THIS OFFICIALLY GOT RID OF MY WRITER'S BLOCK! I CAN NOW CONTINUE THAT STORY I POSTED EARLIER!

New Idea For A Novel

This is a new idea for a novel I'm thinking about writing. What do you think? Has it got what it takes? Of course, I still have to give the main character a name. And I have to set up her depressing past a little bit more. She has to be so messed up from life that she has no emotions, and can do whatever she wants. What do you think about it? A bored girl, wanting a little bit of amusement in her life....

(unnamed), a bored middle schooler is looking for some meaning to life. She has been an orphan ever since her parents abandonded her as a child and she has no friends to speak of. She's "just stuck in a rut". One day, while pondering if there would ever be something amusing in her school life again, she finds a book lying on the floor in the hall. She loves reading books, so she picks it up and brings it with her to a nearby park. When she opens the book, she finds the words "All your heart's desires" written in an eligent script on the dedications page. On the next page it says "Write what you want on the pages, but be carful what you wish for..." She sees that someone has already wished for something, "a million wishes" it says.(unnamed) just smiles and pulles out a pen "Now where do I start?"

The Ant Apopcolypse

I woke up in my part of the hole. It was just like any other day. I had mid day shift in gathering today. I was to gather as much food as I could so as to save up for winter. It was not that big of a deal right? Just ordinary for an ant like me. Right? But it wasn't because the orders came from the queen herself. So I scurried on my way. Through the tunnels, to the outside. That's when the first metiorite hit. It squished the area right next to my abdomin. I panacked and ran back inside. Somebody was attaking the hill! Our colony, it might be ruined! I sent out an alarm. Everybody went into swarm mode. The warriors prepaired for battle. They swarmed out. Maybe 100 red ants ready for attack. I went back outside. They were everywhere. They were crawling up a giant, ugly, animal. The animal started panicking. He had someting in his pincer. Out of it shot more water then when the sky flooded. The animal aimed it first at the warriors, knocking them off and drowning some of them, then at the hill which quickly started melting. The Queen! But the entrance was flooded by then. I was then swept up in the tide like everyone else. Then everything went black. It was the end of the world.

Deadly Poison

I woke up. All I could see was...white... I close my eyes. I reopen my eyes. Still white. I put my hand in front of my face, and I wave it around. Nothing. I can see absolutly nothing. I look down, the white seemes to thin a little bit. I can see my shirt. I get up, and look down again. Yes, it thins when you look down at it. I can see the black nail polish on my toe nails. I think I may be dead... "OH MY GOD!" I heard my mom scream. I rush to where I think my door is, and run into my wall. I feel around a little bit, yes, just there, I open the door and go down the hall. Just before I run into my parent's door, the white suddenly thins into somewhat fog-like consistency. I open the door and see my mom. She's looking down at my little baby sister. Or should I say my little baby sister's dead courpse. I look back up at my mom. She's very pale. "What happened?" "I woke up, it was white and foggy everywhere, your dad was already at work. She started coughing, I picked her up, she spit out stuff like pounded chalk and died." She started crying. I started panincking. "Mom, mom, WHAT'S GOING ON!" She just kept on crying and mumbling "I don't know, I don't know..." We just sat there for a little bit. The fog was coming back. "Mom, let's get outside before the white comes back. It might be better out there." I opened her big bedroom window. It was one of those big ones really near the ground. Let's just go out through here. We go outside. The smoke is completly back by now. The streetlamps seem to be on, because there are faint orange floating things. At least we wouldn't run into any of those I think as I run head first into another person. I can hear the hollow sounding "clunk" before I actually feel any pain. "Ow. Hey, do you know why this fog is here?" "No" "Then come with me." TO BE CONTINUED...

The Apocolypse prt2

It's been a while folks! My pet slug that I just found at my bus stop this morning died of a fatal squishing accedent. For some reason it got me in the mood to finish this.

I went back outside. Not very long left. I looked around, it seemed like people were coming to their senses finally. Maybe starting to look at things like I did? Well, anyways, they were all going to die soon anyway. Some people just seemed to be crying hyistarically. Some were just sitting there. I hate time wasters. People the world is about to end! This is no time to be reflecting on your actions! Or praying, or just spacing out! This is a time to kick rules to the curb and have some fun because nobody in this world is going to make it anyways. I start running. I'm looking for... There it is! That *bleep*ing bully that was picking on me. He seems to have the same idea I have. Or maybe he's just too stupid to relize the world really is about to end... But he's picking on some kid. A little girl. "Hey Mark. Guess what. Your'e a dumb shit and I should have stood up to you before now. But now I'm going to make you pay." "F**k off. I'm in the middle of something. Be glad it isn't you." "You really are stupid. I even found a way to get out of here. Thought of it as soon as I heard the news. And I'm. Not. Bringing. You. With. Me. Mwahahaha (evilest laugh you can't think of)." I don't know why but I look over. The little girl's crying. She's dressed in a light pink jumper and she looks like she couldn't hurt a fly. At that moment, I knew who I wanted to save. All my friends and family have their pods to get away. We were the only ones out of luck. And I fixed that for us. I walk over just as Mark is saying "No kidding! Well you'd better take me with you or-" I do this awesome suckerpunch then kick him in the face. Then he's out cold. The little girl is looking at me with admaration and fear in her eyes. "Don't worry I wouldn't hurt you." No I wouldn't hurt this little girl in the pig tails with curly dark hair and white tights with the cute black shoes. "No? Then thank you. I will be going now." "Where are you going?" "Back to the orphinage. I have to wait there with the rest of them for dooms day." "Forget about it. Come with me, I'll save you." And we ran back to my house got in that pod and blasted out of there. I could see my home exploding as I looked out the back window. i asked the little girl "what's your name?" "Tammy. Thank you." Tammy was looking at me as if I were an angel. "Mom, can let Tammy stay with us while we look for a new home?" "Sure. Why not?" And we rode off into the darkness. No place to go back. Only forwards.

March 1st 2012--The Apocolypse

It started like any other day. The sun was shining, birds chirping. And then it all went to shit. I was watching T.V. when IT happened. It was a Saturday,so I was watching cartoons, and all of a sudden the screen turned to static. Then a voice came on. It said "we are sorry for the interuption but earth has just receved a message from the Intergalactic Police. Earth has violated code 909 of space polution. We are now going to be termanated so that our poison will no longer destroy our part of the galexy. Anybody who has purchased a space pod or has tickets to leave today may use there means to get out. Have a nice last day!" I went to the kitchen and asked my mom "mom did we ever buy that space pod we were looking at?" "no. we were going to wait untill they got cheaper. why?" "oh. no reason. just because earth is about to be termanated so...im gonna go do some stuff before I die...". And I walked out to the street where everyone was pretty much running around going crazy. There were people sitting in circles on there knees praying. And people trying to rob some guy. All the while the people who owned space pods were packing and loading everything together for their launches. I decided to go to the space pod store. It was completly empty of all people except the clerk. Apparently, nobody was smart enough to come here yet. I walked up to the man at the desk and said "I would like to look at a family size space pod. we have been contemplating buying one for a while now and now seemes like a good time to buy." "well today's youre lucky day then! we just got a new shipment of them today! right this way miss.". He led me to a big show room where there were thousands of space pods. Most of them looked way more expenseve than we were looking at last year. "I want your finest module". If I was going to take one, it might as well be a nice one. "alrighty. this is our finest pod today. it's got all the luxuries". And it shure did look like it. "you don't say? well i don't beleive you! let me take a spin. come on. you can come too!" "okay" he got in the pod and so did I. He opened the roof and I flew it out of there. Then I said "well it's been nice doing buisness with you. sorry but I don't give my personal information or name to strangers." then I took out my flash ray I got for Christmas out of my bag and used it on him. He then promtly fell asleep. I opened his door and pushed him out (it wasnt a far drop). I then flew to my house and told my mom "get ready to go okay? I have some things that I want to do before we leave." TO BE CONTINUED...